2011年10月26日星期三
And not because I'm some sad, locked-in loser either
And not because I'm some sad, locked-in loser either (although that is debatable.) You see, I don't need the usual distractions - booze, fun, women, daylight, other people, normal human society - all fade into obscurity. Whoever gets their human missile the furthest is the winner. There's a story to this - you may have seen our recent articleNIKE FREE RUN, 'The A-Team - Then And Now.' If you haven't, then you'd better drag your worthless ass over there. The Oddballs are mainly famous for their rather racy (and un-nervingly homo-erotic) 'baloon dance,' which basically involves them prancing about naked with baloons covering their pinkened, shrunken manhoodsTimberland 6 Inch Femme.It seems the local newspapers were all over this event, keen to bring you the latest on this extreme spectator sport for the new millenium. I look over at my clock with the sudden realisation that there are literally hundreds and thousands of people out there getting wasted on cheap booze and generally having a much better time than me. However, to fully master the sport the athlete must also possess the strength of an ox, the speed of a leopard, the timing of a magician, the patience of a predator and the appearance of a rather large bull sitting on a wasp. Both men and women can play and even compete against each other head-to-head. Injury is a serious threat to the career of a Throwing Dwarf who, if on tour, can earn a six-figure sum for allowing people to share in their very specialised field of expertise.""Unlike golf, this is a true spectator's sport worthy of any Olympic games but thanks of the interventions of 'persons who negotiate a humour deficiency' no professional body has been created to globally organise and fund what can only be described as the only sport that promotes an unprejudiced view of society (even though a British Association of Dwarf Throwers does currently exist)."Christopher Reeve shudders in his grave. Although I shudder to think what kind of prizes would be given. Lois Lane silently weeps.These flying midgets get six figure salaries? Can this be true?! Which makes me wonder - who in the name of Jesus H Jones pays these people? Is there a Flying Midgets union? Can you imagine putting this on your resume? I wonder if these talented human missiles get hazard pay?Basically the rules are as follows; you pick up your selected midget (who will likely be adorning some kind of safety helmet and vest), take a three step run-up and throw the little bugger as far as you possibly can. The measure banning dwarf-tossing was passed with a wide margin, and dwarf-tossing was outlawed in both Florida and New York. I rub my eyes, sigh, shake my head and get back on with it. Wow, that must have been one hell of a sight - hundreds of people marching down on the houses of law, demanding that the vertically-challenged have the right to stay on the ground. Perhaps they have a special wing in the jails for the dwarf-tossers. I guarantee it is genuine. Johnny Law will be two steps behind you ready to throw your bitch ass in jail. The throw was an impressive 12 feet 9 inches. We might suck at the Olympics, or any other real sport for that matter, but damn - we really can let those midgets fly.Understandably, when people heard about this sick, non-PC, offensive, yet strangely fascinating sport, they rallied en-masse to have it banned. Why? Because I have stumbled upon the ancient art of Midget Throwing!Perhaps it's a sign of the times. Cuddles belongs to a team of circus escapees calling themselves Oddballs. It seems not much happens in whatever sleepy-hick-filled country hovel this took place in (we will call it Sheepball-on-sea.) Either that, or there was some crazy, sickening midget sex fetish going on at the time...Oh, and by the way (if you give a shit) - according to some random, haggared site I've since forgotten about, the English are still world champs. After putting that particular masterpiece online, I read through and one sentence in particular lept out at me: "Mr T is winner of the World's Nike TN Requin Plating Homme Toughest Bouncer contest. Hmmm...Despite all this fancy legal action, this bizzare sport is still taking place today. It's dark outside. Damned hindsight.The year was 1989, and the world's only support group for the vertically-challenged - The Little People Of America - went to Florida and convinced the lawmakers there that this strange sport is infact cruel and should be stopped. who knows?The Roots.The first of these twisted little events to get any real recognition was The Dwarf Throwing World Championship (I kid you not) which took place some time in 1986 - further proof as to what a messed up decade that was. Another black eye to national pride, methinks. Perhaps I have finally gone crazy. During my research for this article / compulsive waste of time, I stumbled across some random Satan-type website that had a section on Dwarf-Tossing. It's 2am. I bet he loves his mommy and everything. I've spent all night looking at flying dwarves. One thing I noticed - if you look closely at the photos - it's the same midget being thrown by each one of those hickory hillbillies. That particular toss-fest was won by Team England - Danny Blue, Roy Merrin and Lenny The Giant the heroes of the hour.Making And Breaking Records.Take a glance at the rather marvellous newspaper clipping to the right. In conclusion... I care not for these things. The current world record for the longest throw is held by some white trash nutcase called Cuddles. Bless. These photos (see below) were taken at a recent event, probably deep in the heart of Sheepball-on-sea. I wish I could have been there. One of the events in the competition was dwarf tossing (since outlawed.)" Dwarf Tossing?! That sounds amazing! I just had to find out more!!The lost sport that is Dwarf Tossing / Midget Throwing originated in Australia in the 1980's - a pub game for bored white trash country types, bored with driving their tractors. Later Dave Flood who appears on a morning radio talk show as "Dave the Dwarf," took the issue to court and made the sport illegal in bars. According to one website (hosted on the ever-trusty BBC.co.uk no less):"This pub sport can be played by anyone, as the need for heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages as preparation purposes is completely optional, but strongly recommended. Want to abuse a midget? Now you have to get in your car and drive... This has meant the customary swapping of shirts at the end of each competition has been scrapped, due to the women's constant complaints that the shirts given to them were always too small and that they wouldn't want to wear the shirt of a 'chauvinist pig who got his kicks throwing persons of restricted growth anyway'.Large muscles, strong legs and the arbitrary beer belly are the physical secret weapons of a true dwarf-throwing athlete. The poor bastard! That's just not right! He doesn't even get a helmet or anything!Remember folks no matter how bizzare, different, or strangely fascinating this obscure and perverse sport may seem, don't try it. And there you have it - possibly the most non-PC sport ever invented. Thanks Dave.In Ontario, Canada, the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003 was enacted, with penalties of a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or both. it's never cool to be a tosser.An Article By: Part-time Ninja of [http://www.twistededge.co.uk]The original article for this is at: http://twistededge.org/articles/Midget_Throwing/This article is one of many amazing and bizzare articles available for free at: [http://www.twistededge.co.uk]Article is from [http://www.twistededge.co.uk] - where humour goes to die.There are two kinds of people in this world; those who love TwistedEdge... In order for 'persons pacified with their horizontally-perpendicular circumstances' to take part in a throwing competition they must always wear full protective clothing. Unfortunately for the men, the women who generally participate tend to have male like qualities. Not because I'm better than them. You've heard about what they do to rapists in prison, right? Imagine what they'd do to a Dwarf Thrower. Yet, in the LPA's home state of Texas, you can still throw migdets about to your heart's content. Sexual favours perhaps... and those who haven't been there yet..
This is not the first time this has happened
This is not the first time this has happened and sadly this will not be the last. It's very sad but there is always that rotten element out there looking to bring you down because you are successful and moving on in life; because you can go places and do things.Leave, sports stars and never come back! If you do, someone from your home town will not be NIKE FREE RUN,happy to see you come back.What happened to Lonnie Andrews, Jr. They're leaving home, leaving the streets behind for a better life but your friends are being left behind as you move forward. Jealousy sets in because this person or that person did not make it out, did not get a scholarship for college and, for some reason in the African America community, this turns into hate or rage and leads to someone being killed for no reason; for making it out of the inner city.Leave, high school sports stars and never come backNike TN Requin Net Homme is my message to you! Everyone from your world is not happy for the success you have achieved. He was going to play college football, get an education and begin a major part of his life and future but that's all over now. is just another sad and sick story about a promising high school athlete cut down too early who was trying to do something with his life and too often you read about or hear about this on T.V.To all the sports star athletes: once you are set to leave for college, just leave. The future looked great for Lonnie Andrews, Jr. There's a story I read the other day about the football player from Oscar Smith High School in Chesapeake, Virginia, Lonnie Andrews, Jr, who was killed July 1, 2008. And as for the young man who killed Lonnie, what can you really say? His life is ruined as well! Now two lives are over at such a young age.Too many times you read these stories about young African America men who play sports, who come from the inner cities that have been killed. Very sad story from what I'm hearing.The story is that he got into an argument with a 17 year old kid who subsequently shot and killed Andrews. The unfortunate ones who could not play a sport or achieve anything in school are left behind with no future or no hope and often times they don't want you to have a future of your own.The haters out there feel that if they are not able to have a future then they, the haters, don't want you toTimberland 6 Inch Femme have a future either. The young football star was all set to attend Virginia State University on a football scholarship and had many other college programs showing interest in him. Don't tell anyone where you're going and never come back.Woods Recruiting: specializing in helping high school student athletes get recruited for college..
2011年10月24日星期一
Couple that with abundant opportunities for infidelity,
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A 1/2 point move from any of the numbers can be noteworthy,
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There are people all over the world who consider boating
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2011年10月22日星期六
Although, developing countries may provide
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This group is actively at work to get a more generous
This group is actively at work to get a more generous allotment of newspaper space for the writings of their members, on the ground that publishers and editorial directors are unappreciative of the extent of public interest in hunting and fishing. CitationNIKE FREE TILBUD, of t h e equipment investment for baseball and football ignores the fact that their money significance derives from the fact that they are essentially spectator sports.Others of the sports require expensive links, courts, rinks, gymnasiums, alleys and slides, all of which do not come under the head of "equipment." By and large, the gunner uses the public land, or some individual's land, for his sport, and the fishermen the streams, paying mighty modest license fees to the States for the privilege. No other sport supports any such comparably successful magazines. Most of these other sporting activities,Tn Classic Nike Pas Cher Femme the article protests, receive vast publicity in newspapers and magazines, while many hours of radio time are given to baseball, football and prize fights, "yet only occasionally is there brief mention of hunting and fishing." This, the Federation organ feels, is because hunting and fishing are not organized as commercial sports, and should not be.The item adds: "If we could reduce to public interest these projects for wildlife perpetuation, if we could catch the public eye with the vast importance of wildlife management, our sport, too, could get the attention in the press and over the air that it richly deserves." This question of more publicity for hunting and fishing is also worrying the Outdoor Writers Association of America, which is predominantly an organization of rod and gun editors. Figures can be made to prove many, many things. First as to the Federation's plea.Modesty has never popularly been regarded as an attribute of the gunner, or the fisherman, and certainly they are not modest in claiming rather more than their share of the country's wildlife, supposedly the property of all the people. In contrast, all other sports, from baseball to croquet, use $61,647,986 for equipment. An issue of Conservation News in a 1946 publicity leaflet of the National Wildlife Federation, stated that the "sportsmen of America are a pretty modest group," and that, "dollar for dollar put into their hunting and fishing, they get less publicity, less public interest and less projects than any other sport." Gunners and fishermen, it is pointed out, spend $60,207,318 for guns, ammunition, fishing tackle and other related equipment. So far as publicity is concerned, there are several extremely successful hunting and fishing magazines, with large circulation, and loaded, cover-to-cover, withShox Nike Pas Cher profitable advertising of guns, ammunition, fishing tackle, sport clothing and liquor. Comparing hunting and fishing with other sporting activities - even listing them together with golf, baseball, football and croquet - is questionable.David is the author of many articles including Best Friend Quotes and also the author of Best life quotesOther articles:Disney movie scripts Disney Movie Quotes.
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